angelicguy:

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here… its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called “Dillywigs”

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

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horsecoded:

gayweeddaddy69:

spaghettioverdose:

micro-usb:

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As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China


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cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

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xenosagaepisodeone:

akinator could destroy chatgpt

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lylahammar:

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Was just lookin at reviews for Disco Elysium and these two side by side tickled me

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they-call-me-hippie:

threeam-serif:

incorrectskyrimquotes:

This is what uni is like ngl

Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

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matrose:

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quora please stop emailing me

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gwynndolin:

gwynndolin:

28 today and 66 tomorrow… when will the madness end

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kavaeric:

kavaeric:

kavaeric:

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I don’t like to add to the noise of Software Developer Do Dumb Thing, but I feel like this is as if the Japanese government sent me an email going “it turns out there are a lot of you named Kenji Tanaka, so to solve this problem we are retiring passport numbers”

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Our username system makes it difficult for folks fluent in other languages to express themselves. That’s why we’re moving to a system like the one on Twitter, where every Asian artist forced to get an alphanumeric username has a handle like @bc2931a or @2023jx or @wabababxa_, which is very easy to remember and shows how versatile alphanumeric handles are at expressing one’s non-English-speaking self

Discord’s post trying to convince me that we’re somehow now extremely allergic to the idea of sharing a number, despite the fact that Nintendo, that video game company that makes stuff for actual children, has had no problem with its users sharing IDs that are 14 digits long

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gothiccharmschool:

justafterjericho:

esrah-rah-rasputin:

deadpanwalking:

icedsilver:

gothiccharmschool:

typhoidmeri:

homunculus-argument:

[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don’t know where they come from or how they get here, and I can’t afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can’t let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can’t drown me, you little idiot. You’re too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

This post is a joy and a delight.

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this is the energy

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A drawing of the man from original post. He is flipping off a house above him with chicken legs and a woman yelling at him from a window, while a rusalka stands nearly off screen, watching themALT

Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect

@neoncl0ckwork​ xD

Oh my G-D the post got better.

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thoodleoo:

in desperate need of a tape dispenser shaped like prometheus so every time i need a piece of tape i can tear it from his body like the eagle with his liver

thoodleoo:

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something about werewolves in the ancient world really drove a handful of classicists from 1932-1933 insane huh

catchymemes:

You turn off the light, cats light up the space