mistresseva-eroticaandmore:

by sandra steffensen

mistresseva-eroticaandmore:

by sandra steffensen

(via a-lion-in-winter)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

(via pizza)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

(Source: 4gifs, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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(Source: meme4u, via satitsfied)

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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(Source: grandpaharleys, via satitsfied)

joachimmurat:

JOB illustrations of various musicians(?) of the French army, mainly First Empire period but i think that last one is Louis XV/XVI or Revolution period.

bio-digital-jazz:

ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

Yep. AIM was the shit.

(via omris-elda)

officialunitedstates:

the courtroom is tense.  the judge enters the room.  “all rise” says the bailiff.  the souffle in a small oven at my feet is finally done

wasbella102:

Aquilegia Caerulea “Crimson Star” by sir20
sir20:

wasbella102:

Aquilegia Caerulea “Crimson Star” by sir20

sir20:

(via a-lion-in-winter)

natures-garden:

Melc by *malaladanila
jaws-and-claws:

Short eared Owl by keithprescott45 on Flickr.